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Jaipur police are being subjected to funnier and most bizarre reasons from drivers. A host of people is caught red-handed for driving on city roads, thereby distorting the law and order of the city.

Jaipur police have become more vigilant and stern as the number of drink and drive cases have increased in the recent past. A breath analyzer tested positive triggers a host of clumsy and nasty excuses which have got us laughing on the floors. Quirky excuses which have got many policemen spellbound are worth knowing. Here is the list:

A Bollywood singer was caught by police which used the breathalyzer on her and it tested positive. “They checked me with their meter and it showed I was drunk. I requested them to check again, but they didn’t. Maybe it showed drunk as I had had paan a few minutes ago.”

Another excuse was

  • Ek ne bola, `Sir ji, do din se brush nahi kiya hai, isliye aapki machine mein alcohol ki smell aa rahi hai.’
  • `Woh dost ne pi kar mere kapdon par vomit kar diya tha, isliye smell aa rahi hai.’
  • Bahut Aachar Kha Liya hai, jiski wajah se stomach kharab hai. Isiliye positive aaya hoga.
  • Friends ne paani pilaya tha birthday pe. I don’t know if it was some drink or not.

Cops keep a stringent watch from Midnight to 6 in the morning, a time slot when most people are expected to be drunk and driving.

Have you ever heard that eating too much pickle can land you in trouble, other than causing an upset stomach? For these people, apparently, it does! Says Bhagwan Singh Bhati, another constable, “Abhi thode din pehle hi maine ek ladke ko pakda.

As per the Motor Vehicle Act 1988, the limit is 30mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood.The traffic cops use breathalyzers to measure the amount of alcohol in drivers.